Crystal Damato-Pineda

Joined February 2018

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Bio

I hug cats. Sometimes I write funny shit. I have two kids, who unfortunately are not baby goats. My plate usually overfloweth..

Stories (3/0)

Please Take My Eyeballs
Yesterday I saw my dads balls. Wait. Let me explain...cause lord knows we are honkey, but we ain't "THAT" kindof honkey. I showed up about 9:30am to pick my dad up for his VA apt.
By Crystal Damato-Pineda6 years ago in Families
My Dad Is Mentally Ill
Today while watching an episode of ER, a sub-story triggered a long held memory. A six-year-old boy had just found out his mother was a paranoid schizophrenic, and although just a show, I felt his sadness to my core...because I, too, have lived this life.
By Crystal Damato-Pineda6 years ago in Psyche
Screw Being Polite
When I was 11 years old, I couldn't walk down the street to my best friend's house without the neighborhood tweaker flicking his tongue at me, or telling me how "hot" I was.
By Crystal Damato-Pineda6 years ago in Viva